Breakfast Agonistes

A True Account of Events in the Rovira Household on the morning of Saturday, February 6th, 2016. 9:07 a.m.: Princess Grace (9) awakens and seeks out food. 9:10 a.m.: Princess Grace settles upon a desired breakfast item — Honey Nut Cheerios — in record time and pulls it out of the kitchen cabinet. 9:11 a.m.:Continue reading “Breakfast Agonistes”

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The Great Salsa Jar Emasculation of 2015

Sheridan (aged 26… for the last 18 consecutive years): <Banging salsa jar, then yelling across house.> “Jim, come be the man.” Jim (not aged 26 for a very long time): <Approaches Sheridan and hugs her from behind.> “So, what you’re saying is, you need a man?” Sheridan: “Just open the jar… man.” Jim: “Go ahead.Continue reading “The Great Salsa Jar Emasculation of 2015”

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Dad and Breakfast…

My wife left very early this morning to take the Praxis test in English at a college about forty miles away from where we live. ┬áThat means I was left in charge of breakfast. ┬áBut it gets worse. When my children awoke, they all knew I was left in charge of breakfast. “Do you wantContinue reading “Dad and Breakfast…”

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