Sheridan (aged 26… for the last 18 consecutive years): <Banging salsa jar, then yelling across house.> “Jim, come be the man.” Jim (not aged 26 for a very long time): <Approaches Sheridan and hugs her from behind.> “So, what you’re saying is, you need a man?” Sheridan: “Just open the jar… man.” Jim: “Go ahead.Continue reading “The Great Salsa Jar Emasculation of 2015”
Tag Archives: Food
Horrible Blight Strikes NC Crops
Marshmallow farmers are taking a real hit:
Kids Eating a Seven Course Tasting Meal at an Upscale NYC Restaurant
The title says it all. It’s hilarious to watch little kids eat to begin with, but this is even better. The steak was a big hit. The caviar was not: Swiped from Jonathan Carroll‘s Facebook feed…
Birthday…
Today was my youngest son’s birthday. That means my wife had to make him a cake. Now, you need to understand that she can’t just make him a cake. She has to browse the internet for photographs of intensely detailed, creative, and artistic cakes that very talented people spent many hours making. That wouldn’t beContinue reading “Birthday…”
The Children of the House
Last night, my wife took our children to the YMCA while I spent some time writing. Yes, that includes writing for this blog, which means that I was writing about raising our children while my wife was actually raising them. However, some of that time I spent assembling and setting up bookcases in our library, and around theContinue reading “The Children of the House”
The Philosophy of Contemporary Song 