The Great Salsa Jar Emasculation of 2015

Sheridan (aged 26… for the last 18 consecutive years): <Banging salsa jar, then yelling across house.> “Jim, come be the man.”

Jim (not aged 26 for a very long time): <Approaches Sheridan and hugs her from behind.> “So, what you’re saying is, you need a man?”

Sheridan: “Just open the jar… man.”

Jim: “Go ahead. Say it. You need a man.”

Grace (aged 8): <Turns salsa jar upside down, bangs it on the counter, opens lid. Walks away.>

Sheridan: <Laughter.>

Jim: <Sigh.>

He understood not only what we did but what we were supposed to do. : Reck of the Tribune – Los Angeles Times

Great story. A Facebook friend posted a link to this story saying, “Don’t ask — just read it.” Great advice.

He understood not only what we did but what we were supposed to do. : Reck of the Tribune – Los Angeles Times.

Kids Eating a Seven Course Tasting Meal at an Upscale NYC Restaurant

smallplatesThe title says it all. It’s hilarious to watch little kids eat to begin with, but this is even better. The steak was a big hit. The caviar was not:

Swiped from Jonathan Carroll‘s Facebook feed…

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