January 2012

  • A Note from Epstein’s Mother

    A Note from Epstein’s Mother

    Dear Teacher: Please excuse Epstein from class for the rest of his life because he has…

  • Dad and Breakfast…

    Dad and Breakfast…

    My wife left very early this morning to take the Praxis test in English at a…

  • The Littlest iPad Freak

    The Littlest iPad Freak

    My youngest daughter, Zoe (23 months old) is an iPad freak. She’s not an iPad lover.…

  • Nyctographs and Geniuses

    Nyctographs and Geniuses

    From the Oxford English Dictionary: Your word for today is: nyctograph, n. nyctograph, n. Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈnɪktə(ʊ)grɑːf/, /ˈnɪktə(ʊ)graf/,  U.S. /ˈnɪktoʊˌgræf/, /ˈnɪkdoʊˌgræf/ Etymology: <  nycto- comb.…

  • The Unbearable Banality of Knock-Knock Jokes

    The Unbearable Banality of Knock-Knock Jokes

    Keep in mind: Three children, 9, 5, and not quite 2.  My elder daughter posts a…